Serbia’s bad luck is your gain, as Macy’s has announced it will hold a three-day Bosnian Independence Day Sale next week, which comes on the heels of  its annual post-Thanksgiving Black Friday bargains.  Starting Monday, shoppers can get deals of 20 percent off or more on a wide-range of Macy’s Bosnian made goods and apparel, including Cyrillic language  Bibles,  yak hair coats, and Frango mints in the shape of Prijezda I, who is hailed by Bosnians for being their nation’s first Bogomilist king.

Those of you who will miss the sale fear not – Macy’s will follow up the following day with its “National Hug a Catholic Week Sale,”  featuring 20 percent off all priest vestments, nun habits and Virgin Mary pepper mills.