The Wacky Deli » game of thrones http://thewackydeli.com Wacky politics. Wacky entertainment. Wacky spoofs. Wacky wacky wacky. Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:25:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Roslin/Lannister 2012 http://thewackydeli.com/roslinlannister-2012 http://thewackydeli.com/roslinlannister-2012#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:48:46 +0000 The Wacky Deli http://thewackydeli.com/?p=7821

Screw Obomney - this dream ticket has MY vote.

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And they all lived happily ever after! Well, except for the wight, who ended up as a crispy undead s’more.

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10. Cersei’s three-day hell hangover from all her wine drinking.

9. How the House of the Undying warlock was revealed to be Uncle Fester’s bulimic younger brother.

8. The startling lack of incest scenes.

7. Sean Astin’s hilarious crossover cameo as Samwise.

6. Theon Greyboy’s boozy fling with the Winterfell Heart Tree.

5. Dany’s CGI dragons replaced by three glowing Hayden Christensens

4. We learn Stannis escaped King’s Landing after the battle wearing a red wig and pretending to be Ros.

3. The ultra-neat way all of Westeros’ mysteries were revealed to be caused by a magical cave of light.

2.  Joffrey’s violent mood swings come from sniffing bath salts.

1. Littlefinger’s disappointing frontal nude scene (you know what they say about guys with little fingers…)

]]> http://thewackydeli.com/top-10-shockers-from-the-game-of-thrones-season-finale/feed 0 Cersei Lannister’s fondness for guzzling red wine is the thing I like most about her http://thewackydeli.com/cersei-lannister%e2%80%99s-fondness-for-guzzling-red-wine-is-the-thing-i-like-most-about-her http://thewackydeli.com/cersei-lannister%e2%80%99s-fondness-for-guzzling-red-wine-is-the-thing-i-like-most-about-her#comments Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:29:52 +0000 The Wacky Deli http://thewackydeli.com/?p=7717

Well, that and her high cheek bones.

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And when she arrives, she will want STEAK!

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