The Salahis meet Hazzard County Commissioner Boss Hogg, seen here clutching a great deal of money he probably stole from a nursing home or something.

BY ROSE F. TRENT

HAZZARD COUNTY, GEORGIA – The fame-seeking couple under investigation for crashing a White House state dinner has struck again – sneaking into a Georgia party honoring an infamous County Commissioner.

Hazzard County authorities are on the lookout for Tareq and Michaele Salahi, who they say slipped uninvited into “Hoggfest 2009”, an annual hillbilly extravaganza held for local political kingpin J.D. “Boss” Hogg, whose major accomplishments, according to his official Web page, include “Knocking down the orphanage to put up one of those bingo parlors” and “Trying to get them Duke Boys.”

Eyewitnesses say the Salahis spent more than two hours at the event visiting the various venues, including guest-judging a banjo-throwing contest, visiting the moonshine tent,  and gorging on squirrel-kabobs. They also managed to secure photos with numerous Hazzard County celebrities, including Hogg, “Banjo King” Jim Bob Jimbison, and Princess Bessie the county’s 2,200 pound blue-ribbon heffer.

After authorities discovered their presence, the Salahis fled in their orange 1969 Dodge Charger. A high speed car chase through the back roads of Hazzard County ensued, which ended with the Salahis eluding capture when the three police cars chasing them all crashed into giant bales of hay.

Though Hogg and the Hazzard County government were apparently only mildly inconvenienced by the party crash, they declared their intention to track down those responsible. Hogg expressed suspicions that the Salahis may have had local help in sneaking to the gala.

“I bet them Duke Boys was involved some how,” Hogg said. “It’s always them Duke Boys, pokin’ their noses where they shouldn’t be.”