We’ve started a new blog Tumblr – Hillary Told You So! It basically consists of photos of Hillary Clinton smugly lecturing us on why it was a mistake not to vote for her. Below are a couple sneak preview photos.

We at The Wacky Deli take pity on Congressman Anthony Weiner. From now on, “Weinergate” will forever be used in the American lexicon to describe the incredibly stupid act of publicly tweeting a photo of your goods to hot random strangers, much like “pulling a Lewinsky” will forever describe gaining oral pleasure from a gossipy intern who dislikes dry cleaning her dresses.

To help out the Congressman, we’ve come up with a few other suggestions of what to call his recent dick dilemma that don’t utilize his wienerish last name…

10. The Full Frontal Fracas

9. Schlongageddon

8. Erected Developments

7. Sausagefest 2011, The Case of the Scandalous Scrotum (tied)

6. The Big Lube-owski

5. The Battle of the Bulge

4. A Tale of Two Testicles

3. The Creepy Cock Controversy

2. The Member Monologues

1. Confessions of a Cock-a-Doodle Doofus